Friday, October 06, 2006

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOST !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Aging hound dog.

Tan in color with speckled gray spots.

Pretends to be ferocious but is easily calmed with cheesecake.

Last seen humping anything in sight.

Answers to DickHead.

If found, please contact me at 1-800-Krispy-Is-One-Hot-Bitch

3 Comments:

Blogger Hypertrophy said...

Mmmmmmm ... cheesecake.

What I have discovered the internet was keeping me from:

8 hours of sleep per night ..

Getting ALOT more work done, at work.

Folding and putting away laundry when the beeper goes off , instead of 3 days later ...

No more eye strain, from watching television and a computer screen at the same time ....

Reading a book ....

Analyzing and planning my workouts ....

Calling my daughter more ....

Cleaning house like the anal retentive/OCD warrior that I trully am ....

Talking and chatting with women I may or may not date ....

Getting on with my life, since the divorce.


It's been fun guys. I've had alot of good laughs, but in all honesty... have been trying to pull away for a couple months now.

Love you fuckers.

12:30 PM  
Blogger Tracey said...

Sounds like a mutt to me; don't be putting up any posters or anything. Invest in a thoroughbred - they never run away from home.

3:35 PM  
Blogger John said...

I am so fucking lost with this post? Who has left? Is it a dog? Is it Steve? Is it someone else? What happened with the Kevin guy? What happened with Udenia? I know I'm a long way away but will someone please help me out?!!!!

3:09 AM  

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